oh god the rape fog is back!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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