i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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