Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I looked at my own cervix.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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