Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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