Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
found the other keg... it's in the tree
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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