YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I just found puke in my bra..
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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