I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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