ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
