The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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