He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Help. Why am I so naked?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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