He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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