it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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