I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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