dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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