You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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