Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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