just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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