If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Randomize
