He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
That was before I lit my hair on fire
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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