I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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