Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
