what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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