my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Randomize