Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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