i just google imaged poop.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
