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(574): View more from Indiana

I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?

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Predator. Straight up.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day

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(503): View more from Oregon

Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.

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(914): View more from New York

Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?

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Probably

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(513): View more from Ohio

Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky

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(512): View more from Texas

He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?

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