I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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