How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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