Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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