her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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