I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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