You don't have asthma, your pregnant
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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