Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
