her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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