seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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