Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It's blow job season.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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