HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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