My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
