I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Need sex. Gaining weight.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
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