Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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