just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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