they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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