Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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