Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
its not stalking. its research.
this just has baby written all over it
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Randomize