i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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