IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
So here I am, sexting at work.
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