Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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