I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
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