Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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