no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
please come you make the beer taste better
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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