1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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