She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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