Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
pray to the hookup gods
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
