im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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