The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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