Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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