This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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