lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
No I am not eating basil off your cock
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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