You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
its not stalking. its research.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
our cab driver is having phone sex.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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