Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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