Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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