Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
