I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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