you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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